negritaaa: TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives? Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy? TSA: why do u always do this? (via crustypork)

negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

(via crustypork)

gnarly: When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone (via crustypork)

gnarly:

When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone

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(via crustypork)

budvveiser: do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot” (via crustypork)

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

(via crustypork)

spankmehardbarry: conkersradfurday: spankmehardbarry: i keep getting random erections today and idk why I guess you could say it’s been a hard day. (via crustypork)

spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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(via crustypork)

lactoria: hey you *pokes ur cheek* you sure are cute (Source: black-quadrant, via crustypork)

lactoria:

hey you

*pokes ur cheek*

you sure are cute

(Source: black-quadrant, via crustypork)

bettywhite4ever: I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation (Source: andrewbelami, via crustypork)

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: andrewbelami, via crustypork)

georgehottieson: when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line (via crustypork)

georgehottieson:

when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line

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(via crustypork)

iguanal: i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times (via crustypork)

iguanal:

i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times

(via crustypork)